Pretzel Brain

 

 

aWol did NOT choke on a pretzel. Think clearly. aWol would be dead if he didn't expel the pretzel while unconscious. I believe ALL pResidents have a bio chip monitor either inserted into their bodies or at the very least adhered. Animals have had chips inserted for a decade. It is impossible for a President to be unmonitored. I believe they run a constant vital signs on him. Thus it is impossible for the story to have happened as they say.

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